29 guests???
It is all too easy when you can switch topics just like tha….
I think I may need an ax in the near future, something about trimming a large tree of extra ornaments….
RTG, You’ve been here like 2 months and you’ve already got half the number of my cherished posts!
We all know who would win hands (or masks) down.
:cuss: :moon2: You know Thunder’s is going down hill when I become a mod.
Hmmm that’s only 4, I think he said he tries to go for 6 per post….
What’s my post count?
It just seemed like yesterday you were at 980 posts.
Amen to that.
I think I’m averaging 13 posts/day, and I don’t post on weekends or evenings either.
Shit I do my part but it’s time for the next generation of Dino’s and such to step up to the plate.
I just have a government job where I have lots of free time during the day.
Thunder, I think instead of trying to post as much as these guys, I’m going to just compete on a different level, and try and use more smilies than Roussie.
If so, nice shoulder definition, man.
But it’s such a beautiful tree don’t you think?
Thunder is always looking for guys to mod that are level headed and can play well with others me and secjay got in before being level headed was all that important 
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:rofl: RTG, I just broke 1,000 and it took me a little over two months.
Hey Red, is that you in your avatar.
Posters beware!
Not posting on the weekend takes my average down, but this website needs a two day break from me every week to sustain itself.
Plus, interacting socially with the “regulars” throughout the day makes my day more bearable.
I love you guys!!!
:inserts foot in mouth: mrphmrphmrphmmmummmumm.
I just can’t compete with these PE androids, we human PEers are being phased out….
Yep that’s me, thanks!
No offense.
|-{ :trash: The tree is fine, it’s all those extra baubles and flashy bits that get to be a problem.
Good job xlmagnum!
Crap, now I have to kill everyone who reads this post.
Your just some PE bot aren’t you, programed to have some things to enter into every thread.
Well Thunder, I cut down my sig, just for you.
Darn.
Average smilies per post = _______________ Hey XL, I don’t post on the weekend.
How bout a Average number of posts that make you shoot soda through your nose = _____________ category?
:sarcasm: I ordered mine I think on the 10th and it arrived on the 14th.
Yeah, time for me to become a moderator!
Is that going to be a new stat under your profile?
He also looks for guys that believe in free PE and don’t have a secret agenda to turn their popularity into a way to make money.
Na, this stuff is just so freaking cool, I can’t help posting.
No idea, but xl is certainly in the running, and you are not far behind yourself.
I tried doing a search on it, but couldn’t find any threads on the Penismaster.
You will be assimilated!!!
Soon you’ll be a Penis Master, before I even get my dick out of my pants!
I’m trying to do my part, Dino.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that mind you…
That’s actually just how I pictured you.
I can tell you this some of the newbies can post at record speed to get out of the newbie cage:).
Hey, what is the fastest anyone has gotten to 1,000 posts anyway?
I bet it’s over a gazillionmilliontrillion per 1000 universe lifetimes.
*Puts wallet away* :whistles: *Puts wallet away* :whistles: I got a good laugh from that one I’m not sure what the fastest is but the best posters are the guys who can make a thread more interesting and get more people involved.
At the rate you’re going RTG, you’ll surpass me.
Time flies.
That’s pretty funny now we can have a couple hundred on at anytime even after all these years they should still sign up and become active posters you can’t count on us big mouthed old timers to do all the posting.
I am a machine!!!
Average SCOM = _______________ How about an average of Hijacked threads.
I hope I can help others as much as I have been helped.
:dissap: It doesn’t look nearly as cool now though…
I wonder when my penismaster will come in the mail.
I’m so envious of you.
Not that I sit here and regularly try to picture what you look like, or any man really.
Anyone have good experiences?
National security and all.
I’m in the running alright, but I’m dead last.